The Arabian Prince and the Camel.

A newly pronounced Arabian prince had just married his beautiful wife and has lived a content, but unfulfilled life. He has had sex with his beautiful wife almost everyday, up until he wanted to become a real man and do a right of passage.

He decides to go on a journey with the Camel Journeymen, being gone for months in the dessert. He sets off and embarks his new life with the Journeyman, when months go by, and he feels extremely horny. He walks up to the leader and asks how they deal with the need for sex.

The leader answers, "we just have sex with the camel."


The prince replies " no way! you're just trying to trick me into doing this humiliating thing!"
"Your choice, lets see how long you last," replied the leader.


Three months go by and the prince goes back to the leader and says "okay, I'll do it, on one condition. You guys don't laugh, and you guys don't tell anyone about this!"
The leader replies, "of course we won't, we do it also."
The prince grabs a stool, finds a camel, perks the stool and climbs up and starts fucking the camel.
all the journeyman start laughing at the prince.
"What are you guys laughing at?! You promised not to laugh about this!"

"We're not laughing at the fact you're fucking a camel, we're laughing at the fact that you picked an ugly one."

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