His wife sees him walk in with a sheep under his arm
she says, "wtf are you doing?"
Guy says, "This is the pig I've been fuckin for the last 20 years."
Wife says, "That's not a pig, that's a sheep you idiot."
Guy says, "stfu I wasn't talking to you."
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