There was a greek couple on a honeymoon.
Being greek they didnt know what to do on the honeymoon. so the wife said to the husband
"ring your mum she will know what to do""
so the husband rang his mum and asked
""mum what do people do on honeymoons""
mother replied
""you have sex of course""
""oh yeah silly me"" replied the husband
""what did she say"" the wife asked
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