A teenage girl wants to take her boyfriend home to have sex, but she shares a bunk bed with her little brother. So they develop code words so the brother won't know what's going on. When she says "pickles" he goes faster and when she says "tomatoes" he goes slower.
The next morning the brother asked what she had been doing all night when she tells him "I was making sandwiches for today's lunch!"
That's when her brother replies, "oh thank god, i was worried you were fucking your boyfriend but it was just mayonaise on my pillow then last night!"
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