My friend asked be to turn a clean joke into something my mother would kill me for thinking up.

So I turned this...
Husband and Wife
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Into this...
A man ask his friend to describe his sex life his friend replies with "ABCDEFGHIJK" "what does that mean?"
"Anal, bondage, climax, deep-throating, Exhibitionism, Face-sitting, Golden showers, harems" "damn that's kinky, but what does the 'IJK' stand for?" "I'm just kidding"

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