A man gets onto a bus. On this bus, the man meets a nun. The man, being a straight-forward guy, asks the nun if she wants to have sex. The nun replies "Heaven's, no!" and gets off the bus. When the man gets off the bus, the bus driver stops him.
"You know, that nun visits a grave every night at midnight. If you really want to have sex with her, all you have to do is dress up like the ghost of that grave and demand sex. She can't possibly turn you down."
The man says thanks and exits the bus. Later that night, the man arrives at the grave dressed as a ghost. He approaches the nun and demands sex.
The nun responds "Well, alright. I have an oath of virginity, however, so it'll have to be anal sex."
The man says fine and the two have sex. Afterwards, the man takes off his costume.
"Jokes on you, I was the man all along!"
The nun pulls off her costume.
"Jokes on you, I was the bus driver."
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