2 children were sitting in sunday school and listening to the teacher the girl fell asleep and the boy un-bent a paperclip the teacher asked "Who created the Earth?" then the little boy poked the sleeping girl with the paper clip and the girl shouted "OH MY GOD!!!" and fell back asleep. and the teacher said "That is correct!" Then a little while later the teacher asked "Who died for all our sins?" and the little boy poked the sleeping girl again and she screamed "JESUS CHRIST!!!" then she fell back asleep and the teacher said "Thats correct" then a little while later the teacher asked "After Adam and Eve had their 23rd child what did Eve say to Adam?" then the boy poked the sleeping girl and she shouted "If you poke that in me one more time im going to brake it in half!!!" and the teacher said "Thats correct!!!"
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