Mind-blowing orgasm

A lonely man decides he's going to obtain a lady of the night to have company for the evening. He goes out for a drive and after reviewing the "menu" of the street walkers, he's disappointed.

He heads into a bar and orders a beer. As he's eyeing his glass, a woman approaches him.

"Hey good looking, if you take me home I'll give you the most amazing head you ever had."

The woman is gorgeous, so he agrees.

They head back to his place and she tells him the fee which is quite high.

"Just so you know, while I give you head I will sing you an opera song. How I do it is my business. The lights have to be off."

The man agrees and turns off the light. He gets the best head he's ever had to some of the most fantastic opera singing. Once done, he pays her and she leaves.

The next night he is craving it again but he's also very curious how she did it. So he heads to the bar and spots the woman again. He brings her back to his place and pleads with her to tell him how she does it.

"Nope. It's my secret. Are we doing this or should I leave?"

He sighs and turns off the light. The blowjob was even better than before. She went on for a while with her opera and he had the most amazing mind-blowing orgasm. Lights go on, she is paid and leaves.

The following night he wants to know once and for all. He heads to the bar, brings her back to his place and turns off the light. He unzips his pants and she starts singing opera.

After a minute, he runs over to the light switch and turns it on. The prostitute is holding a glass eye.

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