Mickey Mouse goes to see his lawyer demanding a divorce from Minnie Mouse.
The lawyer reads the divorce papers that Mickey had prepared and says that
the fact that Minnie has large teeth that stick out is not sufficient
grounds for divorce.
Mickey looks up at the lawyer and says "I didn`t say she had large teeth that stick out, I said she was fucking Goofy"
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