Little johnny walks in on his dad just as he's sitting on the edge of bed putting on a condom getting ready to have sex with his wife.
Not knowing what to do he jumps off the bed and pretends to be looking for something under the bed. little johnny asks, what ya doing dad? Thinking quick dad say's, i think i saw a mouse. Little johnny says, what ya gonna do, fuck em ?
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