A man walks into the doctors office and says, "Do you have the results from yesterday's check-up?"
The doctor replies, "You better sit down", as he calls in the nurse to bring him his cart. The nurse walks in and shuts the door.
"What is it doc?"
The doctor replies, "Well I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want first?"
The man says, "Hit me with the bad news."
The doctor says, "You have three days to live."
"Well then, what is the good news?"
"See the nurse with the big tits over there?"
"Yea..." says the man.
The doctor says, "I'm fucking her."
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