15> Gets babes so wasted that even geeky research scientists have a shot at scoring.
14> Combats hyperactivity. Or activity, for that matter.
13> Even decades after episodic non-inhalatory usage, subject is inspired towards adventurous sexual encounters and visions of bridges to the 21st century.
12> Share quality time with your children, because Pokemon cartoons become fun for the WHOLE family!
11> Constant giggling is great for the abs.
10> Magically renders sports slo-mo replays indistinguishable from the original.
9> Enables Frito-Lay stockholders to purchase much nicer cars and homes.
8> Relative harmlessness of a cool, mellow buzz allows an ex-stoner to take the moral high ground during presidential debates against an ex-cokehead.
7> *Really* pisses off Nancy Reagan.
6> Transforms complete noise into beautiful, enchanting music (Grateful Dead fans only).
5> Drastically reduces your risk of becoming a Supreme Court Judge.
4> Allows for long enlightening chats with Isaac Asimov on the wonders of the universe -- even though he's dead.
3> Expiration dates on household food items rendered instantly meaningless.
2> Almost makes "Saturday Night Live" funny again!
1> Without pot: $10,000 home entertainment system with 50" high-definition TV, 12 speakers and THX Surround-Sound.With pot: $20 lava lamp.
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