There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing
about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds.
All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse
replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''
So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental
institution."
''Why?' asked the head nurse.
"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously
half nuts."
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