So a man walks up to his his wife and says, "Honey, today you the dog and I are going fishing." The wife says, "I hate fishing so much, I refuse to go." "Alright", says the husband, " in that case I will give you three options. Give me head, do anal, or go fishing." The wife takes some time to think about it and then later walks up to her husband and say, "I have decided that I will give you head." She gets down and sucks her husbands dick and is drawn aback and say, "Your dick tastes like absolute shit!" The husband say, "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."
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