A man bets the owner of his local bars that the U.S.A soccer team will win the game. He loses this bet and the owner tells him, "You know what? I will let you keep your money if you can do these three tasks. First, you must down a whole bottle of hot sauce, second you must go out back and pull out the sore tooth of my bull dog, and lastly you must go upstairs and fuck my 70 year old neighbor." "I'll do it," says the man having bet his weeks pay on the game. He downs the hot sauce, runs out back for 15 mins and runs back in all cut up and say, "Now where the hell is the lady with the sore tooth!"
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