So a guy walks into a bar for a beer

Sits down and spots a jar full of 20$ notes , he asks the bartender what it was for and the bartender explains that if anyone does the 3 bar challenges , they would get the jar as a reward . So the man asks what the challenges were and the bartender starts explaining ...
1. You have to go knock out that buff guy at the back in one punch
2. That huge german sheperd has a sore tooth so you must pull it out bare handed
3. You must give that ugly woman her first orgasm
The man says nah il pass mate , he drinks a couple beers and then gets messed up so he goes to the really buff dude . POW one hit ko the buff dude is sent flying into the wall . He then leaves outside to the dog and after a lot of growling and barking the guy comes back in and asks the bartender : " Wheres the woman with a sore tooth ?"

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