"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Tom's wife Gladys.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went."
"You're seventy five years old, Tom!" admonished his wife. "Why don't you take my brother Bob along?"
"But he's eighty five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Tom.
"Yes, but he's got perfect eyesight and can watch your ball for you," Gladys pointed out.
The next day Tom teed off with Bob looking on. Tom swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.
"Did you see where it went?" asked Tom.
"Yup," Bob answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Tom, peering off into the distance.
"I forgot."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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