3 men die and are waiting in a line to enter heaven. St Peter asks a diff question every day to make things run faster apparently. How you answer determines how you get around in giant ass heaven for all of eternity.
Today's question was 'How faithful to your wife were you?' The first man tells St Peter he had some ill conceived business trips on the side indeed but on the whole loved his wife. The Saint nods and gives the man entry into heaven where there is a golf cart waiting for him.
The next man in line answers that he was faithful to his wife after observing the golf cart and guy #1. This was a huge lie - he was a seriously nasty cheating son of a bitch who even had relations with his wife's sister on occasion! St Peter just sighed and waived him into heaven and upon entry the man was outraged to see a beat-up old womans model bicycle waiting for him.
The third man in line walks up to St Peter and requests that he explain the question to him. He tells the St that his wife is the only woman he even ever loved and surely god knew this so why is he being asked? Saint Peter waives him into heaven and escorts him to a new extra sleek and sexy bright red European sports car.
Many years later the man on the bike is pedaling around heaven and he comes across the man with the sports car. The man is sitting on the hood of the car all alone and he is weeping. The man on the bike pedals up to the car and demands to know what reason this guy could possibly have to be upset! He after all had to pedal a shitty bike for all eternity in shame! The man on the car stopped crying enough to look at the man on the bike and say in a sad and broken voice ' I just saw my wife on roller skates...'
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