Top 26 Movie Haikus

The Top 15 Movie Quotes Translated to Haiku


26. (from "Field of Dreams")
Ray, people will come
To see some ghosts play baseball.
They'll drink six-buck beer.


25. (from "Fight Club")
Remember Rule One:
We do not talk of Fight Club.
Rule Two: See Rule One.


24. (from "The Godfather II")
Don't worry, Fredo,
Blood is thicker than water.
Now get in the boat.


23. (from "Animal House")
Only one cure for
Double-secret probation...
Cry, "Toga! Toga!"


22. (from "Caddyshack")
Cute fuzzy rodent
Who's digging up the golf course,
Come get a surprise.


21. (from "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines")
Hot Terminatrix!
If the next one's as pretty,
Then I will be back.


20. (from "The Wizard of Oz")
Still in the Midwest?
Such lush, colorful landscape
Would indicate not.


19. (from "Apocalypse Now")
Ah! The sweet outdoors!
No scent is more divine than
Napalm in the morn!


18. (from "Dirty Harry")
Was it six or five?
If your head gets blown clean off
You were not lucky.


17. (from "Gone With The Wind")
With candor, darling,
The extent of my concern
Is negligible.


16. (from "The Sixth Sense")
My vision perceives
People no longer alive,
If you catch my drift.


15. (from "Sling Blade")
I may be ugly
And dumb as an ox, but I
Sure love them taters.


14. (from "Midnight Cowboy")
Ignorant driver!
Can't you see me traversing
Here in the crosswalk?!?


13. (from "They Live")
To chew bubble gum
And kick ass is why I've come,
But I have no gum.


12. (from "The Hulk")
Anger me not, friend.
My appeal declines sharply
Once I am enraged.


11. (from "Silence of the Lambs")
Chianti I chose.
It goes quite well with people,
The other white meat.


10. (from "Jerry Maguire")
Please be so kind as
To display for my review
The legal tender.


9. (from "Taxi Driver")
You talkin' to me?
Yet again, I beseech thee:
You talkin' to me?


8. (from "Dirty Harry")
Point that gun this way!
Go ahead -- make my day, punk!
[Blam, blam, blam, blam! Thud.]


7. (from "Deliverance")
When you bend over,
Please emit shrill cries and shrieks,
As if you were swine.


6. (from "Casablanca")
Crazy, war-filled world.
The two of us ain't worth a
Bunch of garbanzos.


5. (from "Gone With the Wind")
I assure you that
I'm totally untrained in
Obstetrical arts.


4. (from "The Lion King")
Hail the Lion King,
Though he's likely to eat you.
Life's circle's a bitch.


3. (from "Titanic")
I won't let go, Rose,
At least, not because of love.
Now, rigor mortis....


2. (from "2001: A Space Odyssey")
Electronic dude,
I really wish you would just
OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!


...and Topfive.com's Number 1 Movie Quote Translated to Haiku...


1. (from "The Empire Strikes Back")
"Try," you say to me?
No such thing as "try," dumbass.
Do it or shut up.