There was this middle-aged couple playing golf The wife whacked the ball in the wrong direction and the ball went soaring into a nearby bungalow's window The two ran to the bungalow and there they found a man with a turban on his head, sitting next to a broken vase They apologised for breaking the vase and the man in the turban said "You have done me a great favour - I am a genie and you have released me. For this you can both have one wish each" The wife wished to be a pro-golfer - the Genie said "In the morning you will be better than Tiger Woods" The husband wished for a Million dollars - the Genie said "In the morning you will be a Million dollars richer." The Genie then said "But, in order for the wishes to come true, I will have to make love to your wife". They decided (as being a pro-golfer and million dollars richer) it was a reasonable price to pay for the wish to come true.. The Genie took the wife to the room and started really screwing her with passion and speed. But suddenly, halfway through he stopped."How old is your husband", the genie asked the wife."46" the wife replied."And he still believes in Genies.....??"
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