A Hunter goes into the kitchen and tells his wife that they're both going hunting. She yells back "I'M NOT GOING HUNTING, ITS RAINING OUT!" The Hunter says "If you don't go hunting with me, you're sucking my dick and I'm fucking you in the ass, its your choice, I'm going to get the dogs"
15 minutes later he comes back and the wife says "I'm NOT going hunting and you're NOT fucking me in the ass but I will suck your dick". She starts and goes "Bllllahhu, this tastes like shit" and the hunter says "Yeah, the Dogs didn't want to go hunting either."
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