It's Spring Break, and Little Johnny has been home for a week.

He's been tearing the house up and breaking things every day. Finally his Mom has had enough.

"LITTLE JOHNNY! I'm sick of you destroying everything! They're building a house across the street. Go hang out with the foreman and don't come back until you've learned something about construction. See you at dinnertime."

Little Johnny is gone all day and finally comes home at dusk.

"Well, what did you learn today?" his Mom asks.

"I learned how to hang a door," Little Johnny replies.

"O.K., how do you do that?"

"Well," Little Johnny starts, "First you slap the son-of-a-bitch up there, but the fucker doesn't fit, so you go kick that lazy bastard joiner in the ass and have him shave a cunt-hair off the goddamned edges of the door here and there until the mother-fucker fits."

Little Johnny's Mom is horrified. "LITTLE JOHNNY! You know better than to use filthy language like that! Go to the yard and get a switch!"

Little Johnny replies, "Fuck you! That's the electrician's job!"