Two kids are sitting on a bench outside of a bar.

A drunk man comes out of the bar and goes to the kids, and he says "I fucked your mom last night!" Then he stumbles back to the bar.

10 minutes later, the man comes out even more drunk. He goes back to the kids yelling, "Your mom sucked my dick last night!" Then he returns to the bar again.

Another 10 minutes pass, the man again approaches the kids and screams, "I fucked your mom in the ass last night!"

One of the kids responds, "dad, can we go home ?"