George W. Bush is in Air Force One on his way to yet another campaign stop.
All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot comes on the radio and says,
�I'm sorry, our first engine has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes.�
Then there's another bang. Once again, the radio comes on and the pilot says
the same thing except that the second engine shut down and that they'll be
delayed nearly two hours.
After that, the third engine shuts off and the pilot explains that they will
be delayed 3 hours. George W. Bush turns to Karl Rove and says, �Man, if the
fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day.�
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