BUSH IMPRESSED BY GOLD URINAL

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour
of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked
President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to
see that the President had a solid gold urinal! That afternoon, George W. told
his wife, Laura, about the urinal.
"Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal
gold urinal!" Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White
House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the
fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to
Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."