Bush Has Feelings Too

George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate all the stupid jokes people
make about me."
Cheney reassured him by saying, "Jokes can't hurt you. They are just made up
by a bunch of stupid people. In fact, most humans are quite stupid. Here, I'll
show you what I mean."


Cheney goes outside and hails a D.C. cab and says to the driver, "Please take
me to 261 M street to see if I'm home," said Cheney.


Without a word, the cabbie took them straight to M Street. Cheney then rang
the doorbell, came back to the car and said, "Oh, I guess I'm not there! Take us
back to where we started, please."


The cabbie did what he was told without a word. Cheney leaned over and said to
Dubya, "You get the idea? People are idiots wherever you go! Don't worry about
their opinions!"


Bush said, "Thanks Dick. I feel a lot better." Then he winked and whispered,
"Hooboy, was he stupid! He picked us up right in front of a phone booth. He
should have realized you could have called instead!