There were these three gay guys going at it one night, and they
run out of vasaline. So the first guy says "hey dont do anything
until i get back from the store" so the other two said "alright
we'll wait"
So upon returning from the store the man notices that there is
vasaline all over the place. He says "I thought you guys
promised not to do anything until i got back!" The second guy
goes "We didnt" so the first guy says "then what is all this on
the walls?" upon syaing this the third guy steps up and says "I
farted"
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