Another Gay Bar Joke

Two men walked into a bar, and ordered some beers. Nothing
seemed out of the ordinary until one of the men started yelling
at the other one and generally making a scene.
The bartender came over and calmed him down, and the men started
drinking again.
After a few minutes, the man stood up again and started making a
fuss.
Once again, the tender came over, but this time he threatened
the man, saying, "If you don't cut this crap out, I'm going to
kick you right out of here!"
For a while, this worked. But a half-hour later, the man
started yelling at the other man again. True to his word, the
barkeep came over and dragged the rowdy drunk out of the tavern.
The bartender asked, "Why were you always bitching at that other
guy?"
The man stood up, proud, and said, "No matter what or how anyone
tries to convince me, I never sleep with a drunk person."


MiraJen