One day there were three roosters sitting on a roof
It was 6:30 in the morning and it was time for the roosters to
wake up the town.
The first rooster, who was straight, yelled, "Cockle dooodle
doo!!"
The second rooster, who was retarded, yelled, "Doodle doodle
cock!"
And the third rooster, who was gay, yelled, "Any cock will do!!!"
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