good! better! even better! bad


there once was a woman named diane gave a blow job to a man
other than her husband.she was band from her town. so everyone
would know what she had done they wrote bj all over her cloths
and skin.


when she reached the next town she asked if she could live
there. the mayer said yes, only because he might get a bj from
her and he did.


the next a girl has 69 all over her body and goes to that same
town hoping to be able to live their. the again says yes for
only one reason.


the next day another girl with 3-way all over her body asks if
she could live in the town. the mayor says yes and gets a 3-way.


the mayor gets so used to this that he tells all of his men that
if someone with writing all over their body asks if the can live
here tell them yes only if they will do what the writing on
their body says to him.


two days later the mayor died for an unkown reason. every asked
the
mayors men what had happened. one of the mayors men says " a man
with bf over his body come and....

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