Two gay guys are having sex in the shower. Then the doorbell
rings. One of them goes to answer, and while he's dressing he
says, "Don't jackoff while I'm gone." When he comes back,
there's sperm all over the walls. He says " I thought I told you
not to jackoff!" The other says, "I didn't, I farted"
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