This was told to me by my former assistant manager (who is gay).
A gay guy gets a call from the police saying his partner's body was found and he needs to come to the morgue to identify the body and confirm if it infact was him. He gets to the morgue and the mortician pulls the freezer drawer open and immediately the guy starts crying profusely. "Oh my god that's him, how could this happen?!". He continues to cry and the mortician let's him have a moment. He turns to the mortician and asks "can I touch him?". The mortician says yes and the guy starts stroking is partners face while still crying. He then asks "can I kiss him?". The mortician looks at the guy kind of strange but says yes anyway. The guy kisses the body while still sobbing away. He then asks "can I take him home?". The mortician thinks for a moment and since everything is cleared by the police he says yes. The guy then tries to carry the body out of the freezer drawer. He struggles for a moment and pauses and turns to the mortician and asks "can I cut him up into little pieces?" to which the mortician who was surprised asks " why the hell would you want to do that?" the guy replies "I want to turn him into a vindaloo curry so I can feel him dribble out my ass one more time".
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.