Accountants Paradise:
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at your finances and draw a deep deep breath.
Cos I’ve been counting and adding for all so long that even my boss thinks that my mind has gone.
But I ain’t never crossed a debit that didn’t deserve it and accruing for credits you know that is unheard of.
You better watch out where you're dealing, and where you’re buying or you and your business might be highlighted in chalk.
I really hate to talk, but I gotta evoke
As I grow I make your loses disperse like pistol smoke, fool.
I’m the kinda accountant the investor angles wanna be like,
Working late, hunched in my chair doing sums in the screen light.
Been spending all their cash, living in an accountant’s paradise.
Been spending all their cash, living in an accountant’s paradise.
Keep spending all your cash, living in an accountant’s paradise.
Keep spending all your cash, living in an accountant’s paradise.
You're in the brokest situation, they got me facin’
I can’t live a normal life, I was raised by the board.
So I’ve gotta report dividends for the executive team.
Too many bullshit sets of corporate values making me unable to dream.
I’m educated fool with money on my mind
I got tedium in my voice and a sad sad eye.
I’m a dry ass gangsta with my soulless manner
And my Auditors are at my wing, so don’t arouse my anger, fool.
Tapped out ain’t nothing but a heartbeat away.
You're trading cheque by cheque, what can i say?
My bills 12 hours now, can I round it to 18
The ways things are going I don’t know.
Tell me why are we so blind to see,
The ones who report, for you and me
Been spending all their cash, living in an accountant’s paradise.
Been spending all their cash, living in an accountant’s paradise.
Keep spending all your cash, living in an accountant’s paradise.
Keep spending all your cash, living in an accountant’s paradise
Power and the money, money and the power.
Minute after minute, hour after hour.
We are all bust but no one’s even looking
That happens in the kitchen after accountants do all the cookin
They say I gotta report truths, but nobodys wants ta read digits.
If they can't understand it, how can they believe me?
I guess they can’t, I guess they won’t.
I guess they front, that’s my there is is no more buck fool.
Been spending all their cash, living in an accountant’s paradise.
Been spending all their cash, living in an accountant’s paradise.
Keep spending all your cash, living in an accountant’s paradise.
Keep spending all your cash, living in an accountant’s paradise
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That accountants are the real gangster’s paradise.
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That accountants are the real gangster’s paradise.
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