Hairy Ass

One day there was a woman whos mother had just died and had left
the house for her daughter but only under one circumstance..
That she named the house a name that would remind her of her
mother. The daughter agreed.
The next day the daughter saw the house and it was huge. (By
the way the daughters name is Jan.) So Jan thought and thought
until she found a name that fit the house perfectly. Since her
mother was a very hairy person jan decided to name the house
Haury Ass necause she knew that it would remind her of her
mother every time she said it.
So after a few weeks in the house jan began to feel very
lonely so jan went out and bought a dog. Since jan loved her
mother so much she wanted to name the dog something that would
remind he of her mother. Finally jan remembered that her mother
smoked alot of weed and all other types of drugs so she named
the dog crack.
One day jan came home from work and she couldnt find her dog any
where. She looked everywhere throughout the whole house for
about 5 hours. Finally she just gave up looking so she went down
to the police station. She waited in line for hours and when it
finally was her turn the police decided to take a coffee brake.
She got so pissed she screamed damn you people this is a huge
emergency, I have ben looking all over my huger Harry Ass all
day long and I still havent found my god damn Crack!!!!