*Doctor:* There are three main steps that we'll take to change you from a man to a woman.
First, we'll surgically reconfigure your sporting equipment from a hockey stick to a first baseman's mitt.
*Guy:* I understand. That's just the way I want it.
*Doctor:* Then we'll use a series of injections to shift your body chemistry from male to female.
*Guy:* Makes sense.
*Doctor:* The third step is the one people seem to be the least familiar with. To fully, and genuinely, change you from a man to a woman we need to drill a tiny hole behind your right ear, insert some electrodes, and disable 50% of your IQ.
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