So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, I tink its time! So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractorand took her to the hospital to have their first baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, Hey, Ole! You yust had a son! Ain't dat great! Vell, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and he said, Hold on! We ain't finished yet! The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter! She's a pretty little ting, too ... Ole got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, Holey Moley Ole, we still ain't done yet! The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Ole, you yust had youself another boy! Ole was flabbergasted by this news! A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and the their three children home in the self propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena, How come we got tree on the first try? Lena said, You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil? Ole said, Yeah, I do. Uffda!, it's a damn good ting I didn't get the WD-40!
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