It's getting dark and little Jimmy is riding home on his new bike. He notices that a policeman on a horse is following him. The policemen asks Jimmy to pull over.
Then he starts talking: "That's a nice bike you have there. Did you get this from Santa?"
"Yes I did."
"Well next time just tell Santa he's supposed to put a rear light on the back side of the bike. That makes 30$."
After a while Jimmy replies: "That's a nice horse you have there. Did you get this from Santa?"
"Yes I did."
"Well next time just tell Santa he's supposed to put the asshole on the back side of the horse and not on top of it."
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