Frank: "Hey Bob, what are you doing down here?"
Bob: "Just fishing, you know how much I like to fish."
Frank: "Didn't you get married today?"
Bob: "Sure did, she's a keeper, couldn't be happier."
Frank: "Well, uh... not to get too personal, but shouldn't you be with your wife, uh, consummating the marriage?"
Bob: "Not to be too graphic, but she has gonorrhea, so I figured I'd get some casts in, you know how much I like to fish."
Frank: "Actually, a girl of mine had the Clap once too - so we made do with anal."
Bob: "Well, she has diarrhea, so I figured I'd head down to the creek, you know how much I like to fish."
Frank: "Uh, this is your wedding day, did you at least get a blowjob?"
Bob: "Well, she has pyorrhea, so I figured I would see how they're biting today, you know how much I like to fish."
Frank: "Dude, not to be overly blunt, but why the hell did you marry a this girl?"
Bob: "Well, she has tapeworms, and you know how much I like to fish..."
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