There was a first grader named Johnny that took every opportunity he could to curse or say something crude. His teacher was always reluctant to call on him during class but sometimes she had no choice.
One day they were doing an exercise where each student had to come up with a word based on a letter from the alphabet assigned to them. Johnny got the letter 'R'. The teacher calls on him, holding her breath and Johnny blurts out, "Rat". The teacher let out a sign of relief and was about to call on another student but before she can Johnny climbs on top of his desk, with his arms stretched as wide as he can, and shouts: "With a fuckin' dick this big!"
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