A guy walking down the street finds $20.

A man is out of town on business, walking down the main street of a town he is very much unfamiliar with. As he passes by and is taking in all the sights he finds a 20 dollar bill on the ground.

The man is happy with his luck and decides he will walk into a random shop and see what he can get with the money he found. He walks into a shady looking place and asks the man behind the counter, “what can I get for 20 bucks?”

“Ohhhh well for $20 you can get our house special and come in back and fuck a turkey”

“Why would I EVER want to do that?” the man asked

“It is by far the best sex you’ll have, guaranteed or your money back,” replied the shopkeeper.

The man contemplates for a while but decides he will spend the $20 bucks, it was free after all.

After 15 min the man comes out from the back and is the happiest he has ever been, screaming and shouting how it was the best sex he’s ever had and how he’s coming back with MORE money. He leaves the shop and an hour later returns with $50.

“ What can I get for $50?” the man asks.

The shop owner says “oh well we have a deal of the day, spend $50 dollars and look into our magic telescope, it will let you see amazing things!”

So the man pays the $50 and looks in the telescope to find he is watching two extremely attractive women having sex. “Oh wow! That’s amazing” the man says. “That is the greatest thing I have ever seen”

The shopkeeper replies “I don’t know, about an hour ago I convinced some guy to pay me 20 bucks to fuck my turkey”