A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar

"Bartender, bring me a pint of grog!" says te pirate. "And I'll have a cola!" shouts the parrot. "Shut up, stupid bird, no cola for you."

He finishes his drink and orders another. "And I'll have a cola!" shouts the parrot again. "You are not getting any cola, and if you don't shut up I'll nail your wings to the wall!".

Soon after that he orders his third grog, and the parrot says: "And I'll have a cola!". "Right, that's it!" He grabs the parrot and nails both wings to the wall.

The parrot is hanging there and notices a Jesus statue on the other wall and asks: "Were you also craving a cola?"

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