3 guys are in an airplane. They have no clue where they
are, so they decide to have a little fun. The first guy throws a
Holy Bible out the window, the second guy throws out a brick,
and the third guy throws out a grenade.
Then, they decide to see how much damage they did. When
they landed, they noticed they were over Washington D.C. at the
time. They see senator Jesse Helms crying, holding the Holy
Bible. The 3 guys asked him what was wrong, and he said "Oh,
this Holy Bible fell on my head and i think god is mad with me."
Next, they see Colin Powell, crying, holding the brick.
They asked him what was wrong, and he replied "This brick fell
on my head and i think god is mad with me for bombing
Afghanistan."
Finally, they see George W. Bush laughing his ass off. When
they asked him what was so funny, he said "Oh, I farted and the
White house blew up."
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