One day after school he decides to save money by running after the schools instead of paying for it. When he gets home he tells his dad proudly: "Dad! I saved 2 dollars by running after the bus!" Instead of being happy, his father gets very angry and says "You stupid boy! You should have ran after a taxi."
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