We were having dinner at the table.

"What's up, dad?" I asked. "You look thoughtful."

He said, "I was just thinking about this time I got a blowjob off a girl at school. If only I could remember her name---"

"Peter!" interrupted mum.

He said, "No, that wasn't her name."

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