For a dollar more...

There's a white couple where the man goes to work and the woman is a house wife.

Everyday, while the man went to work, the housewife would invite her black male friend over to have sex.

They would have sex, and the black man would leave before the husband would ever get home.

Everyday after work, the man would come home and BEG for sex. Wife replies saying "No!" every time.

One day, the man came home early from work, the wife noticed and rushed the black man out and he slipped away Just as the husband walked in.

Husband asks, "Can we pleeaasse have sex?!?!"

Filled with guilt, the wife says "Fine, but you need to go get a condom!"

The man RUSHED away to the market.

Turns out he forget his wallet and had only $1 in his pocket.

Man walks up to the cashier and asks "Do you have any condoms?"

Cashier says "Nope... but we have balloons..."

Man goes "Dammit..... what colors do you have?"

Cashier: "We have red and black"

Man: "How much for the red one?"

Cashier: "$2"

Man: "ahhh, black one?"

Cashier: "$1"

So the man buys the balloon, rushes home, makes love to his wife, the balloon breaks, and the wife is furious. Regardless, the man was happy.

...

10 years go by and the couple's child is now old enough to sit at the table.

Boy says "Dad can I ask you a question?"

Man: "Son you can ask me anything your heart desires!"

Boy looks down at his hands and arms and asks "Dad, why are you and mom white and I'm black skinned?"

Dad: "You know what son, for a dollar more, you could have been RED!"