So this guy has had a sexual fantasy for years about having sex with a gal using his big toe. After years of thinking about non-stop and never finding a gal to participate, he hires a hooker.
She obliges and it is just as awesome as he thought it would be, but a week later he gets a crazy rash on his big toe. He goes to the doc who looks at it and says "Hard to believe, but you have gonorrhea on your big toe!"
Our guy, trying to cover his guilt, exclaimes "that is crazy! Have you ever seen such a thing?"
Doc says "No, but I had a gal in here yesterday with Athlete's Cunt"
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