A zoophile, sadist, masochist, murderer, necrophiliac, and pyromaniac are sitting in an asylum, bored out of their minds.
The zoophile says, "Let's have sex with a cat." The sadist says, "Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it." The murderer says, "Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac says, "Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, then kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac says, "Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, then kill it, then have sex with it again, then set it on fire." The masochist says, "Meow?"
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