The man, the dog and the rabbi.

A young man a dog and a rabbi was sitting down for a hot meal on a cold October day. The weather was rustling outside and what heat was in the fireplace could just barely hold up against all the creaks and leaks in the house. The young man politely asked the rabbi if he wanted some more hot soup. The rabbi nodded his head and tok another plate of hot soup. He turned to the dog and asked him if he wanted a little taste. The dog nodded his head and took a big gulp of the soup. The rabbi started eating what was left and said to the young man "So... young one. What is your profession?". The young man pushed back his chair, stood up and replied "I am a mason and damn proud of it!". The rabbi gave a condescending shrug and went back to finishing his soup. Just as the soup was finished a young, pretty woman came in the door. She looked a bit pale and the rabbi asked her "Good day young lady. What seems to be the problem?". The young lady stumbled somewhat and whispered "Oh, I'm so sorry. I was not expecting a rabbi and a dog in here". To which the rabbi quickly replied "Oh, do not be afraid. I'm just a humble rabbi. I mean you no harm, As for the dog, you would have to ask him yourself.". The dog sat up and gave the girl his attention. "Hello, dog. What are you here then?" the woman asked. The rabbi started laughing "Hehehe, young lady. This is a dog. He cannot speak! Tell me. What is your profession?". The young lady pulled out a chair, firmly sat down and loudly proclaimed "Me?! I'm a hooker!". The man, the dog and the rabbi. all jumped in their seats with shock. To avoid the awkward silence, the man quickly asked "soo... how much do you make doing... that?", realising he just made the situation much worse. He quickly followed up by offering her some hot soup to which she kindly agreed. Midday turned into evening and soon everyone got along. The young man had been wondering about this for some time now, so he decided to ask the rabbi "So, mr rabbi, sir. Have you always been a rabbi. What was your profession before becoming a rabbi?". The rabbi jumped on his chair, pulled his pockets inside out and started spinning like a dreidel while shouting "Eeeeey! I used to be a banker but...
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...I lost interest."

BA DUM TSS!

A few minutes later the dog stod up. Had a few smokes. Poured a glass of bear and barked "MUZZLE TOFF!". While having sodomic sex with the prostitute.