The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden signs, those tiny give away gestures that can tell you so much about a person. Train yourself to recognize these key "signs." (Lighter side of dating)

1. Man gets in car without opening door for woman.
**meaning:** No foreplay.

2. Can't hail a cab.
**meaning:** Impotent.

3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant.
**meaning:** Prefers virgins.

4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant, but gets lost on the way.
**meaning:** He is a virgin.

5. Wants to go to a French Restaurant.
**meaning:** Will swallow.

6. Takes too long deciding what to order.
**meaning:** Has trouble reaching orgasm.

7. Insists on ordering for you, saying, "The lady will have..."
**meaning:** Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't.

8. Asks for "the usual"
**meaning:** Insists on missionary position only.

9. Asks what the specials are.
**meaning:** Will want you to use handcuffs.

10. Fills up on bread and crackers.
**meaning:** Premature ejaculator.

11. Drinks decaf.
**meaning:** Fakes orgasms.

12. Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts.
**meaning:** Needs you to talk dirty during sex˙.

13. Credit card is refused.
**meaning:** Low sperm count.

14. Under tips waiter.
**meaning:** Small penis.

15. Uses toothpick.˙
**meaning:** Is trying to tell you size isn't everything.