A man went fishing, but couldn't catch anything. Next to him was another fisherman who kept catching fish, so the guy asked him:
"What's you secret? How do you catch so much fish?"
"Tell me, do you keep your dick in the left side of your pants or right?"
"Left"
"See, there's your problem, try switching it to the right"
The man does this and catches a huge fish right away.
"Wow, that's increadible! So, how do you think those who keep their dick to the front are doing?"
"They? They're probably fucking our wives while we're here fishing."
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